In a place far away some men sat round and talked. They were surrounded by their flock of goats which was settling down for the night, clustering around the men so that they would be safe from the lions that they feared were in the darkness. One man said to another ‘I am fed up with this, what we need is an elephant. If we had an elephant then those lions would not bother us. Elephants are big and fierce.’ One of the others said ‘but what is an elephant?’. The first man replied ‘I have never seen one but those people in the next valley have them. They’re as big as a camel.’ The second man said ‘what we should do is change one of these goats into an elephant. That shouldn’t be too hard.’ Numero uno said ‘what we need is to find someone who knows about elephants and get him to turn this goat into an elephant.’ So they put out the word among their friends for someone who knew about elephants.
After a few months an explorer arrives. He has seen many elephants and has lived among the people of the elephant herds. The men are still sitting around with their goats when he turns up, he says ‘I hear you are interested in learning about elephants?’ ‘We are indeed’ say the men with the goats, ‘we want to turn one of these goats here into an elephant.’ The explorer looked at the goats, he looked at the men. ‘Do you know how big an elephant is? Do you know how big its tusks are?’ ‘Oh yes we do,’ the goatmen replied confidently, ‘an elephant is big, like a camel.’ The explorer sat down and said ‘I can help you, but you know an elephant is much much bigger than a camel.’ ‘Oh surely that cannot be, a camel is huge.’ the goatman replied incredulously, ‘you are just trying to get more payment from us, you go right now and change this goat into an elephant and stop your mucking about.’ The explorer sighed, picked up his pack and walked off into the night. ‘How very rude he was’ said the men of the goats.